Drama Free

The velvet trousered man does enjoy a good Christmas, despite the sometimes gauche commercial build up. The event just passed was particularly mighty with just the two animals having to lay down their lives that we might feast.

And those who've encountered my significant velvet other - herinafter to be referred to as "The Velvette" - and her culinary prowess, would know that said feast would be nothing short of prize winning.

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Yes, Christmasses are meant to be happy occasions, and it baffles me how so many of them routinely turn to crap.

Oh, that's right.

Family.